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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I’m going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school race to win my last race.
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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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