Welcome to funny quotes collection

“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb

I like nonsense - it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities.

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.