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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
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I’m going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school race to win my last race.
Alexandre Dumas
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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck
Don Schula
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
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The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down.
Flip Wilson
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
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The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
Spider Lockhart
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Joe Namath
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"Hey! You have a penny on your crotch".
Exclaims Kelly
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"Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
Frank Carson
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