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I can stand brute force but brute reason is quite unbearable There is something unfair about its use It is hitting below the intellect
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter she is perfectly satisfied
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance Theres no doubt about it Anytime you have a romance your wife is bound to interfere
Mum comes in and says Im working out and shell just be standing there naked doing a dance
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think its their fault
