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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

I can resist everything except temptation."

Oscar Wilde

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

"I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands."

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."

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