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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."

We cannot really love anybody without whom we never laugh.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories."

If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed in the last eight years."

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

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