Funny Famous Quotes - funny famousquotes
The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."
“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
My young son Joshua saw a Police car on the side of the road with lights flashing but no other cars, he said, "Hey Dad, that cop pulled himself over"
