Funny Famous Quotes - funny famousquotes
Mum comes in and says `I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
