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When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
Unknown
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Television has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable.
Shimon Peres
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
Christopher Isherwood
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"Hey! You have a penny on your crotch".
Exclaims Kelly
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Tom Clancy
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"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
Yogi Berra
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I like nonsense - it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities.
Dr Seuss
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The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
Spider Lockhart
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Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb
Dark Helmet, Space Balls
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