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I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.

Television has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

They have a lot of weird crap out here" - Ben says about animals at Lake.

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

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