Funny Famous Quotes - funny famousquotes

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We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

"Life is just one damned thing after another."

Elbert Hubbard

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that."

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

They have a lot of weird crap out here" - Ben says about animals at Lake.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"

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