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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Gloria Steinem
I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.
Duffy Daugherty
"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck
Don Schula
Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.
Benjamin Franklin
If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.
Rod Gilbert
"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories."
Melanie Clark
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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