Funny Famous Quotes - funny famousquotes
"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't."
I like nonsense - it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities.
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
It's possible, you can never know, that the universe exists only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.
