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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Walt Disney

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."

Ronald Reagan

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Paul Ehrlich

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish..

Albert Einstein

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Melanie Griffith

"Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her."

Notting Hill

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."

George Bush

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

Bill Cosby

�Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.�

Oscar Wilde

We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.

Bonnie Lin

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