"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish..
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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