Collection of famous funnyquotes

Collection of famous funnyquotes

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the counter when the market is just right, they would bring matters around the way they wish them much oftener than they usually do.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

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I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

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"No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along."

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"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."

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"I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands."

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

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"No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along."

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Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery

Fulton J. Sheen

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