Collection of famous funnyquotes

 

Collection of famous funnyquotes

 
 
 
 
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
Dumb and Dumber
 
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I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)
 
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I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
Arthur
 
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There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Airplane
 
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Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet
 
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
 
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Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb
Dark Helmet, Space Balls
 
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henry Youngman
 
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If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the counter when the market is just right, they would bring matters around the way they wish them much oftener than they usually do.
 
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"No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along."
Joyce Brothers
 
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