Collection of famous funnyquotes

"Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

"Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?" Hobbes.

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"

"Half of the people in the world are below average."

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"

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