Collection of famous funnyquotes

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."

"I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands."

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

"No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along."

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery

"Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her."

"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories."

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.

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