Collection of famous funnyquotes
If the Franklin Mint made toasters... Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted piece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster
Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not:.
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
