Collection of famous funnyquotes
“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.”
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
Some of us will do our jobs well and some will not, but we will be judged by only one thing. the result.
The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
