Collection of famous funnyquotes

"Hey! You have a penny on your crotch".

The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.

The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Mum comes in and says `I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

The man who wins may have been counted out several times, but he didn't hear the referee.

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