Collection of famous funnyquotes
It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses."
"A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'"
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Tiired OF tRyiiN ;
Yea iim SmiliiN Buh
iiNSiiDe iim DieiiNG .
Dunt kNow WHt ii DiD ;
Buh iit dOnt matter
Cuz SOme Way
SOme hOw ;
Our Hearts.
All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
