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"To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times."
Mark Twain
 
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"If to be interesting is to be un-commonplace, it is becoming a question with me, if there are any commonplace people."
Mark Twain
 
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Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
 
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Mark Twain
 
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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
Mark Twain
 
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