Famous Funny Quotes

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."

"Half of the people in the world are below average."

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"

"Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?" Hobbes.

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."

"Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."

"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

A rich man's joke is always funny."

Proverb

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