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If the Franklin Mint made toasters... Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted piece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster
Bob Hope
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The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
Harold Coffin
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A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.
James Gould Cozzens
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Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
Frank Dane
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