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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Carl Sandburg
 
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Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Paul Sartre
 
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The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly -- because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them.
Michael Caine
 
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It's possible, you can never know, that the universe exists only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.
Bill Gates
 
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
Christopher Isherwood
 
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The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down.
Flip Wilson
 
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"Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries."
Everett McKinley Dirksen
 
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"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't."
Richard Bach
 
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"Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, "I am with you kid Let's go!""
Maya Angelou
 
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"Life is just one damned thing after another."
Elbert Hubbard
 
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