"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."
"Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs?"
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."
