An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
Siqk Of CryiiN ;
Tiired OF tRyiiN ;
Yea iim SmiliiN Buh
iiNSiiDe iim DieiiNG .
Dunt kNow WHt ii DiD ;
Buh iit dOnt matter
Cuz SOme Way
SOme hOw ;
Our Hearts.
