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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith
 
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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
 
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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Albert Einstein
 
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Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
Cecilia Egan
 
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Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
Friedrich Nietzsche
 
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr
 
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All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
Shelley Winters
 
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Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.
Tommy Dewar
 
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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West
 
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Siqk Of CryiiN ; Tiired OF tRyiiN ; Yea iim SmiliiN Buh iiNSiiDe iim DieiiNG . Dunt kNow WHt ii DiD ; Buh iit dOnt matter Cuz SOme Way SOme hOw ; Our Hearts.
Shatter
 
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