"A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'"
It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses."
Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm, except laughter of the loins?
If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed in the last eight years."
"No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along."
