I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Rate This:
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
Rate This:
“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
Rate This:
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
Rate This:
“My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.
Rate This:
