I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
“My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.
