Funny Marriage Quotes





Funny Marriage Quotes

 
 
Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
Jeff Foxworthy
 
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
 
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“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Prochnow
 
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon Johnson
 
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A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
Unknown
 
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“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
Lawrence Housman
 
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“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
Barbra Streisand
 
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“My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.
Armistead Maupin
 
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
 
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