For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish..
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead… get married.
