Funny One Liners
Funny One Liners
"Hey! You have a penny on your crotch".
Exclaims Kelly
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My young son Joshua saw a Police car on the side of the road with lights flashing but no other cars, he said, "Hey Dad, that cop pulled himself over"
Rolaid
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All turning lanes are not created equal".
Kelly
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Albert Einstein
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A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.
Chris Rock
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They have a lot of weird crap out here" - Ben says about animals at Lake.
Powell
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I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.
Audrey Hepburn
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When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
Edgar Watson Howe
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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.
Carl Sandburg
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Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
Augusto Pinochet
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