The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
