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Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Confucius
 
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The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
 
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Some of us will do our jobs well and some will not, but we will be judged by only one thing. the result.
Vince Lombardi
 
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My son is now an “entrepreneur.” That’s what you are called when you don’t have a job.
Ted Turner
 
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If you have a job without any aggravations, you don’t have a job.
M S Forbes
 
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“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
Robert McCloskey
 
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“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.”
Oscar Wilde
 
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“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
Oscar Wilde
 
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“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”
Oscar Wilde
 
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson
 
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