Funny Sports Quotes

I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.

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"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

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I�m going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school race to win my last race.

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Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.

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If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.

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The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.

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They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.

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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

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"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck

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"Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!

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