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We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
Dave Barry
 
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I like nonsense - it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities.
Dr Seuss
 
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
 
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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
George W Bush
 
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There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Benjamin Spock
 
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Mark Twain
 
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Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis
 
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The man who wins may have been counted out several times, but he didn't hear the referee.
H E Jansen
 
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart
 
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I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!
Tommy Cooper
 
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