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"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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As you think so you are - As you Imagine so you become!
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When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
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There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
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