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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it
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God askd 2 civilengnr :wht mistake did i make in designing a women.civil engnr replied:entertainment area is close to drainage!!!
mithun
 
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U have such an icredible brain, diveded in left and right. In left nothing is right, in right nothing is left.
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“There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.” Cute Funny Love Quotes by Melanie Griffith
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There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and
Kapil Chawla
 
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"Whose yesterdays look backwards with a smile."
Edward Young
 
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"I would not exchange the laughter of my heart for the fortunes of the multitudes; nor would I be content with converting my tears, invited by my agonized self, into calm. It is my fervent hope that my whole life on this earth will ever be tears and laughter."
Kahlil Gibran
 
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"You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much."
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"‘Tis easy enough to be pleasant When life flows along like a song, But the man worthwhile is the man who will smile When everything goes dead wrong."
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
 
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"A little smile adds a great deal to your face value."
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